Mac vs. Tom Brady: The Showdown
1 comment written by Gary on February 4th, 2008 under Real world Sunny
With the recent humbling of Tom Brady in Super Bowl XLII (that’s 42, for those of you that aren’t 872 years old), you’ve probably been wondering, could Mac kick Tom Brady’s baby smooth ass? We’ve probably been thinking about it more than you, cause we’re awesomer then you.
In the opening of the episode “The Gang Finds a Dead Guy” (Season 1, Episode 6 - Download it from Amazon), we find Mac and Sweet Dee entering the bar one morning arguing over whether or not Mac could kick Tom Brady’s ass. Naturally, the ‘ripped’ Mac thinks he wouldn’t have a problem, while ‘woman’ Dee thinks Brady would destroy Mac. It should be noted that Mac is likely bitter that his Philadelphia Eagles lost in Super Bowl XXXIX to Brady’s Patriots.
Let’s be honest. But not too honest, cause we’re not hippies. Most men out there probably wouldn’t mind kicking Brady’s ass, if for nothing more than pure jealousy (for the record, this blogger would never harm his fellow Wolverine Alum). Up until losing the ‘07 AFC Championship Game to corporate slut Peyton Manning, Brady was bullet-proof. He was banging Bridget Moynahan, had 3 Super Bowls under his belt, and he put the ‘man’ in ‘Gentleman’s Quarterly.’ Even his cleft chin, considered a negative trait to some, perfectly matched his chiseled features (tuck boner into waistband now).
Then, things took a turn towards the shitter. Moynahan pulled the goalie to try for ‘da old keep-a-nigga baby,’ Brady lost to aforementioned pussy Manning, things weren’t looking so hot. Then he bagged Gisele, and Pats went on quite a roll, despite Spygate. Everything seemed right in the Tom Brady universe until 2/3/08, when the heavily-favored Patriots shit the bed against the NY Giants.
Winner after the jump!